FROG BUTT / THE CLENCH CLUB

FROG
BUTT.

Hold your assets.
Lose your dignity.

01STEER your assets.A / D, arrows, or move your pointer. Dodge red candles.

02CLENCH to armor up.Hold Space. Strong cheeks, slower movement. Time a parry.

03RELEASE. FEAST. MUTATE.Chase flies. Build combos. Pick upgrades every 20 seconds.

PERSONAL SURVIVAL RECORD0.00sPersonal record on this device.

LOCKER ROOMScore 500 to unlock Disco Cheeks.

YOUR PRACTICE HISTORY TOP 5 RUNS

SYNTHETIC MARKETWAITING FOR CONVICTION

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SURVIVAL0.00s

01 / PAPER HANDS

ONE FROG. TWO CHEEKS. ZERO HEDGE.

Dodge the dump.
Protect the rump.

3 hearts. Red candles. One deeply unqualified frog.

A / D = STEER · SPACE = ARMOR · X = BUTT BLAST
TOUCH: DRAG ARENA TO STEER + HOLD CLENCH

CHEEK FATIGUE0%

Catch 3 flies in one run.

Take a breath. This gets stupid.