FROG BUTT / THE CLENCH CLUB
FROG
BUTT.
Hold your assets.
Lose your dignity.
01STEER your assets.A / D, arrows, or move your pointer. Dodge red candles.
02CLENCH to armor up.Hold Space. Strong cheeks, slower movement. Time a parry.
03RELEASE. FEAST. MUTATE.Chase flies. Build combos. Pick upgrades every 20 seconds.
PERSONAL SURVIVAL RECORD0.00sPersonal record on this device.
LOCKER ROOMScore 500 to unlock Disco Cheeks.
YOUR PRACTICE HISTORY TOP 5 RUNS
- No cheeks on record. Yet.
SYNTHETIC MARKETWAITING FOR CONVICTION
SCORE000001×
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SURVIVAL0.00s
ONE FROG. TWO CHEEKS. ZERO HEDGE.Dodge the dump.
Protect the rump.
4 hearts. More breathing room. Red candles. One deeply unqualified frog.
A / D = STEER · SPACE = ARMOR · X = BUTT BLAST
TOUCH: DRAG ARENA TO STEER + HOLD CLENCH EVOLUTION BREAK / PICK ONEMUTATE YOUR BUTT.
Your run is paused. Your choice lasts until you lose.
ASSETS FROZEN.
Take a breath. The market can wait.
CHEEK FATIGUE0%
Catch 3 flies in one run.
Take a breath. This gets stupid. THE STRONGEST CHEEKS ON THE CHAIN
TOP 10.
HALF THE FEES.
50% of creator fees allocated to the prize pool.
WEEKLY / PRIZE POOL$825Current prize pool · 50% of creator fees allocated to players.
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